Jake Gyllenhaal Desperate for Attention

New Magazine UK is reporting:  "We do find this a bit hard to believe, but Jake Gyllenhaal reckons LESS people flirted with him after he muscled-up for his new movie, Prince Of Persia."

I'll tell you what's hard to believe.  It's hard to believe that someone was actually paid to write that sentence considering its shoddy grammar.  FEWER people flirted with him.

Anyway.  Poor Jake.  No one appreciates him anymore!  "More women flirted with me when I shaved my head as a marine in Jarhead than when I got big muscles and had long hair in Prince of Persia...." Jake divulged between wracking sobs.*  (*I may have made part of this sentence up.)

Jake, as we all know, has since sheared his Fabio locks and been hit on by every woman in Russia, so we shouldn't feel too sorry for him.  At any rate, it's own damn fault for looking so terrifying:

But we here at ISJ are the self-sacrificing sort, so Jake, I hereby pledge to you that if you make a Prince of Persia sequel, this community will rise up and join together to provide you with a whole pool of individuals who will...deep breath...flirt with you.  Your ego means that much to us.