Friday, May 14, 2010

Dear Jake, Stop Ruining My Jokes.

Once upon a time, Jake Gyllenhaal had a really, really crappy official website run by a guy who didn't care about anything and who kept Zodiac listed as "in pre-production" until early 2010.

Then the website went away completely and Prophecy Girl was seriously tempted to make a bid for the url just for the hell of it...but she didn't have any money and also thought that maybe that would make her sad and pathetic.

Instead, for a laugh, when she was creating this site, she linked to the dead url, because HA HA then anyone who clicked on "Jake's Official Site" would get an error page.  (Well, it was funny to her.)

But then today Prophecy Girl clicked on the link to make sure the joke was still going and (gasp) JAKE HAS AN OFFICIAL SITE AGAIN.

It remains about as informative as the back of granola bar wrapper, and there's nothing on it except for a Prince of Persia advertisement with his character's name in a font forty-seven times the size of the words "Jake Gyllenhaal," but still!

Looks like Jake is once again timing incidents in his life to coincide with and subsequently derail Prophecy Girl's exploitation of him on the internet.  It really is like Jake Watch all over again!

The end.

To check out the new official site, click on Jake's manly, disheveled face (which no person alive finds even remotely attractive) below:

8 comments:

coffeecat May 14, 2010 at 3:27 PM  

seriously brooding face!

Prophecy Girl May 14, 2010 at 3:32 PM  

Now that I think about it, that would have been a great contender for a Name That Emotion post. Man. Missed opportunity.

Alec Ramsey May 14, 2010 at 4:20 PM  

Maybe Jake is stalking Jake. Maybe he's been on this site and knew he had to step up his game. Little does he know that you are already on to him...

S4M985 May 14, 2010 at 4:36 PM  

Doesnt that site link to the POP site? Did you say that and i missed it?

Prophecy Girl May 14, 2010 at 4:37 PM  

I didn't say that, but your absolutely right. You just click the picture and it takes you to the official Disney site. I guess anything is better than that drab green POS that was up there for FIVE YEARS without a single change, but man, I was NOT expecting to see anything when I clicked on the link earlier!! Shocking. :)

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