Well, well, Jake fans. I must say I am impressed. I have seen some pretty damned good performances from you all in the past few days. And with gyllenhaalic4jake's decorating prowess setting a new standard for dedication? Well, I thought it was time we kicked this merit badge thing into high gear.
Which is why I formally introduce the I'm Stalking Jake Merit Badge Program for Excellence In Stalking Jake (ISJMBPFEISJ - trademark pending).
So far, randomhero2006 is ahead of all of you for having earned two badges: The Badge For Exceptional Sock Research (redesigned below) and The Badge For Valor on the Red Carpet.
And now, with great pleasure, I hand over our first Badge For Outstanding Home Decorating. Wear it well gyllenhaalic4jake. You've earned it!
And while I'm handing out awards, I would like to give S4M985 and Cantara Christopher The Badge For Promoting Me All Over the Damn Internet. Thank you, both! And I know, I know...a little icon from me is worth so much in comparison to the work you've done. But what can I say? I'm the generous type.
And no, I have no idea what you're going to do with these. Except, of course, collect them all and brag to your friends about how awesome they are.