Well, I Suppose I Should Post Something, Shouldn't I?
Happy Birthday to Jake Gyllenhaal, who today is older than shit. In celebration of him having a birthday (a fine accomplishment), I'm going to post an (oldish?) picture (below) of Jake sitting with some schoolchildren, as that is precisely the type of photo op that makes him seem happy and well-adjusted, as well as relevant, and those are three things that I honestly cannot vouch for him on at the moment.
My biggest wish for Jake on this day is that someone gives him a new pair of pants, because he has worn the same pair of army green cargo pants every single fucking day for the entire month of December so far. And no, I'm not posting a picture of him wearing them because a) they are terrible, and b) I'm actually extremely suspicious that all of these pictures come from as many different days as the dates on them would lead us to believe. EVEN JAKE GYLLENHAAL changes clothes more often than that. (Usually.)
In conclusion, Happy Holidays to anyone out there who still checks this practically-defunct site! I wish you all the best in 2012! May your holiday season be filled with warmth, joy, and much, much more important and meaningful things than Jake Gyllenhaal's pants.
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LOL! I figured you'd post something today. I do check the site periodically, just to see if you're still around. :) Happy Holidays to you!!!
Those pants are rank. In his defense, maybe he didn't know they were that crappy. After he reads this post though, I'm sure he'll burn them. Naturally.
LMFAO!!! Wow, that post was perfecto, PG. I have missed this place & too bad Gylls doesn't give us much to play with anymore. How lame. & I do agree about them damn pants. WTF? Hopefully some kind person donates some clothes to the poor chap for his birthday or Christmas. & on that note, I'm back to work again, so Merry Xmas everyone or happy holidays or whatever it is you celebrate! & because we may not be back on here for a LONG time again, Happy New Year too! >;-)
Great post, Becky. As I told you: I missed your spicy comments! And YES, these pant´s are cruel. But thanks god, I have more important things to think about, either.
On the other hand, we sometimes need such pictures and comments, to laugh and enjoy.
@Call Me Mo...
He´ll burn them immediately, after reading this.Thats for sure :)
So, Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to all of you.
We gonna have a great 2012!!!
Bye bye, read you next year.
Aw, I miss you guys!!! Thanks so much for still checking back here every once in a while. :)
Sounding really bitter becky. Apparrently Jake is still releveant enough for you to keep this blog going not to mention your obsession. Close the blog and get a real Jake for yourself, if Jake isn't relevant enough for you
Thank you! Улыбнуло :)I hope, that you'll be so positive next year! happy New Year!
Thank you, Julia! :)
Used to be a Becky Fan, I'm sorry that I seem to have lost you on this one. Bitterness was never my intention; I sincerely meant it on the point of being relevant. What is his celebrity status at this point, with nothing new in the works and his recent firing of his manager? Perhaps there was a gentler way to say that, and I apologize if I offended you.
That said, to my knowledge the intimate details of my private life are unknown to you, so I would appreciate it if you refrained from making assumptions about my love life based on entries from this blog. I also feel it somewhat inappropriate to throw around the word "obsession," as that, too, suggests a familiarity with my real life persona that I don't believe you have.
Challenging my content is fine (even expected)...but there's no reason to make this personal.
Oh! I remember this post. When My New Plaid Pants did it. But better.
^^^ I was going to write you a really snarky reply but then I realized that was your blog. :) Well played, my friend. Well played...
P.S. I remember your blog from WAY back in the day! Hats off to you for still writing (and doing a great job of it) all these years later. I bow to your dedication and work ethic.
Perhaps he would still be relevant if he hasn't allowed the paps and bloggers to destroy whatever relationship he had with Swift. Then again, perhaps his side of that all along was completely about publicity.
Perhaps anonymous should head back over to the taylor swift blog....
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