Of course you do. Then enter THIS CONTEST.
Do it. No, seriously. Enter or Jake Motherfucking Gyllenhaal will put a cap in yo' ass.
I would like to extend a huge, heartfelt thank you to Alice at Jake Gyllenhaal's World, who has done so much with her blog and whose idea it was to do something a little special to get us through the dog days of summer. She even wrote all the questions even though I said I would help but then didn't because I'm a horrible person. Thank you, Alice!
P.S. I see IHJ has a new layout for the first time since 2006 (!). And it sort of looks like Jake is attempting to sever his jugular right in front of us, which makes it pretty damn spectacular in terms of layouts. You should check it out if you haven't already.