Tuesday, July 26, 2011

You Ever Wonder Where Photos Come From?

As readers of the previous posts' comments know (and readers of any other Jake blog in existence since it seems to have been covered quite extensively), Stephen got remarried over the weekend.  Of course there are tons of pictures...

Huh.

Surely the Gyllenhaals knew these pictures were being taken, right?  And were those all of the pictures that were taken?  Jake is prominent throughout...is this because more pictures were taken of him?  (Leading to the question of why the pictures were taken in the first place if he was the focus.)  Or were there more pictures in total, but the ones of him are the ones we're seeing because he's the most famous family member?

Where do these pictures come from?  Who takes them?  Who decides when and where to release them?  Who decides which of the shots are released to the public and which stay in the vault? 

It's Stephen Gyllenhaal's second wedding for Christ's sake.  Who on Earth would care enough to send a photographer off to capture it on film?

And perhaps the biggest question of all is how is it possible that Stephen and I have roughly the same amount of gray hair?

(Answer:  Stephen did not age prematurely like I did, because Stephen did not have to go through his twenties bearing the weight of having his entire existence disregarded by Stephen Gyllenhaal.)  (If you don't know what I'm talking about, that's because you still haven't read I'm Stalking Jake! the book!  You should get on that.)

25 comments:

coffeecat July 26, 2011 at 7:10 PM  

Girl ~ I am so damn proud of you! xx

S4M985 July 26, 2011 at 9:45 PM  

sooo... Jake gets cranky when paps take photos of him going to the gym or buying coffee..... but is more than happy for them to get up close and take hundreds of photos on one of the most private and personal days of his fathers life.

Dont even get me started on Stephan. I guess its all about learning..

S4M985 July 26, 2011 at 9:51 PM  

It's almost like these pictures were the official photos of the day. They are SO upclose, they have captured every moment.

They seem like the last type of people to invite the paps along, but then these photos make it seem like they did. You cant pick and choose your moments Gyllenhaals.

I'm so confused.

Congrats to the happy couple I guess! They all do look happy...

Prophecy Girl July 27, 2011 at 9:20 AM  

My thoughts EXACTLY, Sam. I couldn't have said it better.

I am truly glad to see everyone looking so happy. It looks like it was a great day and beautiful wedding.

BUT WHAT'S WITH THE PICTURES?! Come on, Gyllenhaals. Pick a side and stick with it.

Solis,  July 27, 2011 at 2:00 PM  

It´s all about learning, PG!!! Do you think the Gyllenhaal-Family is happy about someone took images of such a private moment??? Rather not.

S4M985 July 27, 2011 at 5:29 PM  

Solis, I dont think they would be happy either. Infact i think they would be REALLY angry. To the point where they would look miserable and get security to escort the paps away... they look the happiest ive seen them all in a long time... its just weird...

Anyone wonder what Naomi is thinking right now?

BlakeDiCaprio,  July 27, 2011 at 7:54 PM  

I bet these aren't paps. I think the photographer and her assistant took LOTS of wedding pictures, and sold some to Flynet.

I don't think this wedding photographer will be used for future Stephen Gyllenhaal weddings.

You can tell by how discreet these are. There are no unguarded moments. No one is texting. I don't see any pictures of Jake or his sister kissing/congratulating their new stepmom.

I don't see people drinking, I don't see drunken make out sessions with bridesmaids, or any ass groping. Lots of leis, but no one's getting laid. Well besides the bride and groom, which frankly grosses me out.

This is a very boring wedding. The pictures are very safe. Discreet. Capish? Maybe they got approval to sell some of the candids. Notice there is no picture of Maggie kissing papa.

solis,  July 28, 2011 at 6:09 AM  

Don´t know what Naomi is thinking right now. I guess she´s upset about. As I were. But all of them attending this event looks really happy. Do not see Jake smile that way since months. So congrats to stephen and his wife!!!

Vanessa July 28, 2011 at 6:16 PM  

Great post, PG! Evidently there are a ton more of the wedding photos available to see, Daily Mail just didn't post them all. It really is interesting that SG allowed all the pap pics at his wedding, (although it's questionable that they are pap pics). Maybe he is wanting to capitalize on Jake's recent movie success to help promote his new movie, "Grassroots", that is in post production. Makes sense to me.

& on another note, this just in:
"JAKE GYLLENHAAL WINS THE IRONIC T-SHIRT CONTEST" - too funny!

PG, your infamous T-Shirt has really made the rounds lately! >;-P

Anonymous,  July 28, 2011 at 10:31 PM  

I bet the marriage was already over for a few years, except for the formalities of getting the divorce. I doubt Naomi was very angry. Maybe nostalgic. I think they should all be grateful. Now when he gets old and sick and crazy he will be his new wife's responsibility.

S4M985 July 29, 2011 at 2:31 AM  

Lol @ Vanessas link!

Prophecy Girl July 29, 2011 at 2:32 PM  

Very good points, BlakeDiCaprio! I didn't even think of it in those terms, but you're absolutely right that we have lots of pictures but only of certain things. I haven't seen *any* pictures of the reception and it seems that if the photographer was a random paparazzo who tracked them down to Hawaii, it wouldn't be that difficult to follow them from the beach to wherever the party was.

I'm getting more and more cynical about this by the minute. :) Especially since I think Vanessa has a golden point about Grassroots...

As for my T-shirt, YES. Just keep giving me that free advertising, blogosphere!!! ;D

Vanessa July 30, 2011 at 10:37 AM  

Hi Monica, it's Stephen's new movie that he wrote & directed that stars Jason Biggs, Lauren Ambrose, Joel David Moore, Tom Arnold, Cedric the Entertainer, & Cobie Smulders. It's a political satire that's been in production for over a year & it was filmed in Seattle. Here's the official website for the movie - GRASSROOTS It actually looks like it might be very funny, but we shall see...

Monica July 31, 2011 at 9:44 AM  

Ah. I think I read that it will be released directly to DVD.

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