Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Yahoo! Offers Wall-to-Wall Coverage of Jake's Head Five Days After It Was Relevant

It is America's greatest website:


Keeping in mind that this story broke on THIS website - the most lackadaisical of all Jake blogs in the entire world - last Friday, this is an actual screenshot of the current top story on Yahoo's homepage.  ("Not a hair on his head"?  I think those lusciously-tweezed eyebrows might have something to say about that...)

Yahoo's utterly worthless video dissection of Jake's hair loss can be found HERE.  And never, ever let it be said that I don't bring you the most important coverage about Jake coverage on the internet on the internet.  (Likewise, don't act like that sentence didn't make sense.)

23 comments:

coffeecat April 27, 2011 at 8:25 PM  

I never said that you never brought us the whatever-whatever. Keep it up!

Vanessa April 27, 2011 at 10:03 PM  

Totally laughed out loud at your label. Damn the media, WTF.

Oh yeah, & Trump is a total retard.

& in other news, Gylls is bald.

The end.

Prophecy Girl April 28, 2011 at 9:57 AM  

I guess we're having some problems right now with anonymous and name/url comments. :( Sorry! Hopefully that will get sorted out soon. :-/

(And yes, Trump is a complete moron, having overtaken even Sarah Palin among self-absorbed Republicans who receive attention even though they are wholly irrelevant.)

This morning Yahoo seems to have gotten it back together and is reporting on the massive tornadoes that killed hundreds of people in the South. Nothing against Jake's bald head, but that does seem slightly more important...

Vanessa April 28, 2011 at 10:33 AM  

So true, PG. The deadly tornadoes seem to be never ending & they were reporting this morning that there are more to come. This is truly insane weather lately & hopefully it will stop asap. I was very upset when I saw the news this morning showing the devastation in Alabama, & Georgia from last night. & they said the death toll is rising. I hope you are OK where you are, I always worry about you when I hear Tennessee mentioned at all & I thought they said there has been major flooding in or near Memphis. Stay safe & keep us posted how you are when you can. ((hugs))

Prophecy Girl April 28, 2011 at 11:43 AM  

Thank you, Vanessa. :) Yes, the weather right now is CRAZY. I was without power for about 18 hours from Tuesday night to yesterday afternoon, but we were very fortunate in terms of tornadoes and straight-line winds... But the rain! We got about 10 inches from Monday morning to Wednesday afternoon. People are being evacuated left and right along tributaries of the Mississippi and the Mississippi itself isn't supposed to crest until May 10; they're even talking about having to move the Memphis in May BBQ Contest, which I don't think has ever happened in its history (it's held right along the river). The next couple of days look alright, but more severe weather is predicted for Sunday.

I hope everyone in the path of these storms is safe and stays safe!! Scary stuff... :-/

Anonymous,  April 30, 2011 at 12:11 PM  

PG Jake is in Memphis now, probably for the Mumford & Sons concert.

Prophecy Girl May 1, 2011 at 12:03 AM  

^^^ Thank you! I spent most of today VERY CLOSE TO HIM. But not with him. The epic blog account is coming... :)

Anonymous,  May 1, 2011 at 4:59 PM  

This is OT but maybe not. Does anyone know if Jake's "official" site still exists? And if so does harrison cheung still run it?

Just curious since he had such a bad rep with C. Bale's site, one wonders why Jake's team would hirte him.

Prophecy Girl May 1, 2011 at 6:07 PM  

Official site is officially worthless (it's been nothing more than an ad for Love & Other Drugs for many, many months) and no, Harrison is no longer associated. I actually wrote about him, and his utter incompetence, in my book. He is TERRIBLE and it makes me incredibly sad that he got paid when the fans that run fansites do such an impeccable job and get nothing...

And I'm still baffled as to why he was able to snag the job with Jake after the Christian Bale fiasco! Crazy...

Vanessa May 1, 2011 at 11:42 PM  

This is very OT, but just had to say this somewhere besides FB & Twitter. Osama Bin Ladin is dead, FINALLY!!!

My thoughts & prayers go out to the families of loved ones lost in the 9/11 attacks & also those that have given their lives in the war on terror since.

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