Oh, wait, you already knew that. Alright, I am now incredibly cool. Damn, that's not news, either...
Well, I am now on television all the freaking time and that's something new so there.
Thanks to Clarabel, we now have visual confirmation that yours truly (represented below in the form of the url of this website) has shared the screen with Jake Gyllenhaal, which is essentially the same as if I made a movie with him, so yes, that's right Academy, I am now soliciting your nominations:
The pop-up, which aired during ITV2's Movie Show segment on Source Code (watch it here if you're in the UK), reads:
"Fact! Die hard fans of Jake refer to themselves as Gyllenhaalics and regularly visit imstalkingjake.com. We're pretty much on there every day!"
Does this count as my first corporate sponsorship? Absolutely not, but I'm going to claim it anyway.
GODDAMN it is good to be me.
Thank you, Clarabel!!!