Friday, December 17, 2010

HAHA Everyone I Know Knows Famous People

Or at least knows where they run/listens to them shower.

Fun stories ahead, folks!

Story #1:  I was running last night (like I do) with people faster and more competent at "athletic skill" than I am, and I met someone who used to run with Jake (!!!).

Okay, that is a minor exaggeration, although not really, actually.  She used to see Jake run all the freaking time because they ran in the same places pretty much always.  She told me his route(s), specifically, but even though he doesn't run there anymore (maybe?!), I have suffered a sudden bout of "having a conscience" and have decided not to post the exact directions.  But I will post nebulous Google Maps satellite images and whatever you do with them is beyond my control.

Story #2:  Someone I know (and who knows me) has a daughter who works at Yale.  Said daughter lives next door to James Franco.  Said someone stayed with said daughter and heard James Franco shower every morning that she was there.

So you heard it here first:  Franco is a morning shower person.  And Jake runs like he lives:  in a steady, consistent, monotonous pattern, and damn him if he isn't a faster runner than I am (though, really, who isn't a faster runner than I am?).

Aren't you glad you know me?  Happy weekend.


coffeecat December 17, 2010 at 12:17 PM  

Yes, I'm so happy to know you! That means, because I know you, I am less than 6 degrees away from virtually any celebrity!

Sasha,  December 17, 2010 at 1:50 PM  

hahaha that is almost half LA to cover to find him running .... erm maybe if I every end up homeless there xD

and of course am happy to know you :)

gyllenhaalisgr8 December 17, 2010 at 2:59 PM  

I know someone who knows someone (in my city, mind you) who went to school/college with Stephen G. and knew Jake as a child. Therefore...I knew Jake as a child?? Hell, he's STILL a child compared to me!

gyllenhaalisgr8 December 17, 2010 at 3:01 PM  

In honor of Jake's 30th birthday Sunday I offer this Commemorative Birthday Video:

marccia:D,  December 17, 2010 at 3:12 PM  

i love your damn blog, i am chile and is very funny read this
you rock ! and jake obviously

Becky Heineke December 17, 2010 at 4:51 PM  

^^^ Thank you so much!! :D Yay for spreading the Jake love! :)

HA, yeah, I did maybe go a little overboard in disguising the route! She used to see him run mostly with Reese in the first picture and mostly by himself in the second. She was describing the scenery and it seemed like an incredible place to run. Having developed some paranoid tendencies after witnessing the lengths people have gone to to try to track down Jake's whereabouts, I had to zoom out quite a ways before it started to look generic! Even at that, though, I'm betting someone out there knows *exactly* where the points on the map are...

So no Franco love?? I thought actually that might get more of a response than Jake's runs. :)

Anonymous,  December 17, 2010 at 5:39 PM  

it's hard to say if he's still running. He had an injury and said he had to stop for a while. He might be running again but now that he knows you have spilled the beans on his location he will be switching things up to keep you guessing :P

KD,  December 17, 2010 at 11:56 PM  

I feel so much closer to Hollywood now. Bow down to your blessed connections.

KD,  December 17, 2010 at 11:56 PM  

James Franco is too precious for me to assimilate him with us mere mortals.

Becky Heineke December 18, 2010 at 3:26 PM  

HA, anon! :D For real, I actually felt a little bit of guilt over posting even this much, but the realist in me thought that the incessant Twitter sightings and relentless identification of every single restaurant/coffee shop/gym he's photographed in/near was a bit more damaging than my vague circle-drawing efforts. ;)

I didn't realize he was injured...I'm sure he'll be back. :)

And KD, I agree it is difficult to think of Franco as mortal. That is precisely why I did not mention that he may (or may not) have been suffering from some sort of post-nasal drip (!!)...

Monica December 19, 2010 at 9:17 PM  

Thanks for the info on James Franco! Currently, I'm in love with James Franco!

Vanessa December 24, 2010 at 8:40 AM  

Dammit, somehow I totally missed this post, PG. The P-H mockery with the marked pics cracked me up. I actually thought you may have gotten them from P-H's site when I first looked at them. Hah, too funny. & I am curious how many real Jake stalkers have followed him on his runs. I know the papz have, I have seen a ton of pap pics of him running over the last few years.

I wish I knew someone who knows someone who knows Gylls or Franco or anyone for that matter!

& sister, I got your damn Franco love RIGHT HERE!!! I can't hardly wait until the Oscars for the 1st time in years. You go, James (& Anne) ^_^

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