(Since yesterday was Christmas.)
The nation of Canada has made a bold and progressive move by asking members of its voting populace to judge studly male actor-types and NOT pitting Jake up against anyone whose sole claim to fame involves vampires. The results:
If you're sick of all the Prince of Persia coverage, all I can say is...er, get over it. 'Cause it's another Dastan day around here!
FIRST UP...another chance to win a DVD/Blu-Ray combo pack is HERE. To enter, you must take on the impossibly large task of submitting your single favorite Jake Gyllenhaal moment and/or movie (personally, I like the time he tried to kill Elmo), and then the impossibly impossible task of telling these people why you like their website (which of course you don't, because you've never heard of it, and only care about it for their DVD giveaways...so you'll just have to make something up).
SECONDLY...has MSN gone completely batshit insane with all of their Prince of Persia stories?
Yes. Yes, they have. Here's one, two, and three (four and five were excluded for being repetitive from yesterday...and five is only the tip of the iceberg for these people!).
AND LASTLY, here is a parkour featurette, which appears to show Jake being manly and athletic, but maybe that's his stunt double...um, let's just pretend either way that it's Jake being manly and athletic:
Are you exhausted yet? WELL DON'T BE. Because IHJ has a million new screencaps for you to go through:
And that is all the news that's fit to print (and quite a bit that isn't).
Big thanks to Miss_Kris, Paula, and Vanessa for their incomparable news compilation skills!