Thursday, September 2, 2010

Hold On, I'm Looking Up How to Use This Thing...

Ah, Jake with a gun.  That can only mean one thing:  Source Code!  Usually I don't just say, "Hey go to another website," but The Artist Formerly Known as Wet Dark and Wild (who is more significantly more dedicated than myself) has an entry today that makes me want to say, "Hey go to another website."

Eh, we're all about the sharing today amongst Jake blogs anyway.  Pay it forward and all that.  (God, what's happening to us Jake bloggers?!  We're supposed to be stoic and ignore each other!  It's that damned Jake.  He's making otherwise-awkward relationships less awkward through his mere existence.)

ALSO TODAY, Melsbells129 has given us another view of the Love & Other Drugs poster which...not gonna looking pretty fucking sexy in that frame.  Where is Fox right now?  Where is my HQ wallpaper of this?  Little bit of Prophecy Girl trivia...the last time I was broadcasting Jake-related information across the interwebs before anyone else was when Ramona was born.  In other words, FINE.  If I have to take over promoting Love & Other Drugs then I will.  I've got other stuff going on but it's cool.  This is me, right here, right now, committing to bringing in the box office bucks.

ALSO TODAY, I am announcing the book that I keep telling you all that I have written is finally (almost) here!  So I've started a Twitter page for it, on which I will post updates and then maybe you won't think I was lying and just made the book up.

It's actually available now, but it'll take two to three weeks for Amazon to get it on their leading up to that, I'll do my best to make you want to buy it and the blog will undergo a (very) minor cosmetic transformation.  This is all VERY EXCITING.  No one else in the entire history of mankind has ever written a book about the insanity of writing a blog about Jake Gyllenhaal, and who even does anything original anymore?!

As far as what this means for the immediate means shit's about to get real with this blog.  For those of you who don't know me from before, all I'll say is...just you wait.  I haven't even begun...


Sam September 2, 2010 at 9:55 PM  

The more i look at that poster, the more i love it. And in that frame.... Someone fan me down, its getting hot in here!!

AND OMG, I have never wanted to read a book more in my whole entire life.... and you totally just made me almost wet my pants....

"For those of you who don't know me from before, all I'll say is...just you wait. I haven't even begun..."

*dies with anticipation*

Vanessa September 2, 2010 at 9:57 PM  

Thanks PG & WDW for the SC photo from Empire! We are a month behind with Empire here in the states. I can't wait to see that movie too, huge sci fi freak here.

& OMG, I can't wait to read THE BOOK, PG!!! So, ya think we can order it in a week or so on Amazon? This is so exciting! Our fearless leader is published. YAY! >;-)

gyllenhaalisgr8 September 2, 2010 at 10:06 PM  

That poster pic is so cute that I made it my facebook profile pic!

sherry September 2, 2010 at 11:05 PM  

congratulations...I'm looking forward to read your book

Katie,  September 3, 2010 at 12:09 AM  

Very exciting, PG!! A published author, very cool!

Looking forward to reading it.

BTW-Can't get over Jake in that poster. Would give anything to be Anne, the sheet, the pillow, the wall, anything. And that's just the poster...can you imagine what 90 or so minutes of that will be like?!?!

Vanessa September 3, 2010 at 1:00 AM  

Oh good lord, yeah. I am so beside myself with anticipation waiting to see what he has in store for us in this movie. Dayummm...

I still want to be that damn pillow between his legs. Geez, did I just say that? SQUEEE!!! >;-P

Anonymous,  September 3, 2010 at 1:21 AM  

*SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE* The book is almost here!!! *faints*

I'm with Sam - this is the most I've ever wanted to read a book!! (and that includes the last part of the Hunger Games that I nearly died waiting for!!)

Can't wait, can't wait, can't wait!!!!!


Sam September 3, 2010 at 1:50 AM  

Linna, I rekon im more excited to read this book than i was about HP7!! I have NEVER taken a sickie from work, and i just might have to do that when i receive this one in the post!

KeepCalm September 3, 2010 at 2:46 AM  

Im joining the twitter thing RIGHT NOW!! PG I am so so happy for you!
This is such an achievement and I bet somehow Jake will find out about this because well... ITS A PUBLISHED BOOK !!!
Well done, and I will make everyone I know read it.

KeepCalm September 3, 2010 at 2:58 AM  

OMG PG I just found your book digitally on amazon.

Sam September 3, 2010 at 4:35 AM  

KeepCalm... Does that mean if you have a kindle you can read it now? Im buying a kindle if thats the case!!

sherry September 3, 2010 at 8:22 AM  

Jake..."mama says the pistol is the devil's right hand"..why is he holding pistol?:(...where are the flowers,books and chocolates?

Becky Heineke September 3, 2010 at 8:44 AM  

HOLY CRAP, how can it already be up?!? It was supposed to be weeks!! I haven't even gotten my first hard copy yet!

Now I really have to get my ass in gear. :D All this waiting all summer and for once something's ahead of schedule!

Anonymous,  September 3, 2010 at 10:53 AM  

That title is the best cap ever, really perfect for the pic :D

And how jealous am I of Melsbells??

PG, I'm looking forward to your book too :)

Call Me Mo September 3, 2010 at 10:55 AM  

Is that a fox, Jake, and Boo? I'm confused. But yay for book!! :D

Anonymous,  September 3, 2010 at 10:57 AM  

That product description on is really good, be proud PG, very nice!!

Call Me Mo September 3, 2010 at 11:13 AM  

Ahhhh!! I just bought it! Now I have something to read at work today! God bless Kindle for iPhone. =]

Leslie September 3, 2010 at 11:24 AM  

What about B&N for us Nook owners, huh?? HUH!?!?!?

Vanessa September 3, 2010 at 11:27 AM  

This is SO exciting, PG! I can't wait to get my hands on the book now. I don't have a Kindle, so I will have to wait for the hard copy to be mailed, OH THE AGONY OF WAITING!!!

I would like to give ISJ credit by ordering it through your blog, I take it you are putting up a link soon so we can order it thru there, right??? Whoo-hoo!!! >;-)

Becky Heineke September 3, 2010 at 11:31 AM  

DAMN!!! Mo will get to read it before I do. :D (You'll know what the animal is after you read...hee!) OMG LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK!!

Leslie, the Barnes and Noble link was supposed to be within the same time frame as Amazon, so sometime between today and two weeks from now (I HOPE!). (I actually make a slightly better royalty from Barnes and Noble, by the way. ;))

And thank you, Lena! :)

New post on the way!! (If you want to wait and buy it through the link in the post, I actually get a *tiny* bit more money. That was me guilt-tripping you.)

Becky Heineke September 3, 2010 at 11:32 AM  

Vanessa, we had the same thought! :) Thanks. :D I'll get the post up pronto...

Vanessa September 3, 2010 at 11:35 AM  

Cool, PG! I will be patient & wait for the link then. Yay!!!

Becky Heineke September 3, 2010 at 1:20 PM  

^^^ I think that may be the best comment ever left on this blog!!! God, you CRACK ME UP. ;D

Anonymous,  September 3, 2010 at 1:36 PM  

@Sam: I know, it's isolation for the duration of this book, right?! I am not putting it down once I get my hands on it!

@NRM: LMFAO!! Hysterical!! :-) I agree with PG; the best EVER!


coffeecat September 3, 2010 at 3:29 PM  

How do I get a Puggle badge?!

coffeecat September 3, 2010 at 3:31 PM  

Pussy, I agree with PG
"Dude I think my waters just broke!"
Best. Comment. Ever.

Sam September 3, 2010 at 5:46 PM  

NRM Comment Win! I was trying to say that when i said i almost wet my pants, but you win... I bow to you!

I wish NRM was around more often!

Nothing Really Matters September 5, 2010 at 5:19 PM  

Thannx darlings! I'll try and be around more often! Although I do read every post!

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