Jake Takes Up Boxing Career, Calls Himself "The Kid"

This boxing thing is only the latest in a long line of alternate careers that have been hidden from the public until now, as IHJ's continued archive-diving brings to light new depths and hairstyles we have hitherto been wholly ignorant of.

In fact, things we thought had no way of being improved upon are being improved upon.  Like here, we have this new picture of the VERY SOCKS THAT INSPIRED SOCK WATCH:

Gripping, commanding, knee-high...even after all these years, those socks can still take my breath away...

(Speaking of Jake Watch, it recently came to my attention that roughly 65% of the posts over there were no longer visible.  Five hours of updating Blogger later, I think we're good to go. :))