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THESE PICTURES.

ARE EVERYWHERE.

Who made them?  Why?  Who started distributing them all over the internet?  Why did Super Frat pick the one on the right for an entire Photoshop series? 

And why are the captions written as if they're a joke (as opposed to Jake actually thinking his lunch is that funny...stranger things have happened!!)?

These are the things that keep me up late at night.

And oh?  What's that?  The Teen Choice Awards are tonight and (spoiler alert!) no one whose last name isn't I-Play-A-Character-In-Stephenie-Meyer's-Sparkly-Teen-Vampire-Romance-And-For-Publicity-I-Play-My-Role-In-Real-Life-For-The-Tabloids-Too will win?

Color me shocked, teen voters. Color. Me. Shocked.

New Rendition stills galore where you'd think they'd be.