Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Help Jake Defeat That Loser McConaughey in This Shirtless Man Competition

PopSugar, who loves both The Jake and The Shirtless Man, has combined these two great interests in their fantastic Shirtless Men Bracket, which started two weeks ago but I just found out about it on Monday.

Jake is now in the SEMI-FINAL ROUND.  All he has to do is beat Matthew McConaughey (who is, to be fair, a beast on the Shirtless Man Competition circuit) and he will move on to the finals.  Jake's already beaten Sting and Leonardo DiCaprio (both by laughably large margins), and let us hope the same will be true with McFailure-to-Launch.


PopSugar also put together this soft porn video, which you only have to watch the first 22 seconds of, because after that no one cares:

(Although obviously no one does Jake porn as well as I do.)

SPEAKING OF VIDEOS, in my quest for world domination, and also my quest to not have Vanessa have to use her personal YouTube account to do my bidding all of the time, we're launching an I'm Stalking Jake YouTube channel!  It will be amazing, because at some point I'll make it look better than it does now, and also all of the videos will have "brought to you by" (or thereabouts) in the title, because I'm a shameless self-promoter.

And that is all of my news, though not all of my Love and Other Drugs screencaps.  This one I thought was thematically appropriate on account of the Shirtless Men Bracket.  The end.


Leslie August 18, 2010 at 12:50 PM  

*love* . . for the last pic. *sigh*

I can take him with Anne and not get too upset but thinking of having to watch him with the others . . well, that's gonna be pretty difficult.

KD,  August 18, 2010 at 1:42 PM  

Voted and Subscribed.

I'm "SirDonk141"

Becky Heineke August 18, 2010 at 2:28 PM  

KD, I was about to tell you that it was great to know your PopSugar name, but I wasn't over there, like, ever.

And then I realized that I'M A DORK. ;D Thanks for subscribing!!

Leslie, I know...I'd been waiting for a reason to post that last picture...and that might not have actually been a valid reason...but it *needed* to go up... ;)

KD,  August 18, 2010 at 3:29 PM  

LOL. I should have clarified. My Youtube username is "SirDonk141"


Vanessa August 18, 2010 at 3:32 PM  

Yeehah! Love, love, love it all! I can not wait for this movie, I am salivating already, geez!

I've done voted & even kept trying to vote more, but I do believe it doesn't count more than 1 per computer. Anyway, that last pic does me in completely. Whew! Thanks for posting that, PG.

& loving the new ISJ youtube page! Way to go PG! >;-)

Sam August 18, 2010 at 4:38 PM  

I was totally confident in the Shirtless comp, until i came across a certain *twilight* cast member... I voted and good luck Jakey!!!

Becky Heineke August 18, 2010 at 4:57 PM  

I've changed the damned layout about 17 times already today. Eventually I'll come up with something I like. :) (Leave it up to me to be more concerned with the design than the actual videos!!)

YAY for voting for Jake! I'm not sure how many votes we got for him, but if he wins this round, he'll probably be going up against Ryan Phillippe in the final. OH THE DRAMA.

Anonymous,  August 18, 2010 at 10:13 PM  

Yeah, I voted for Jake.
"Shirtless Man Competition"
It's a interesting event.
He is sure to win!

and I registered your Youtube channel.
I'm looking forward to watching next your video!


Call Me Mo August 18, 2010 at 10:56 PM  

It's all eventually gonna be the two Twilight guys against each other. They obviously set it up that way. I still voted. =]

I think that LAOD is gonna end up being like Adventureland. A lot of people went into that movie expecting it to be like Superbad, and when it wasn't they were saying it was stupid. Probably about all the funny parts are in the preview to get the audience in, which is fine, but then it "deceives" people and they get all defensive.

Sam August 19, 2010 at 6:28 AM  

I actually think that Gerad with beat Ryan... JMHO

Becky Heineke August 19, 2010 at 8:59 AM  

And look at that! It's Jake vs. Phillippe in the final round. (Maybe I should have waited until today to do this post because that match-up is a bit more interesting.)

Thanks for voting, everyone! And thanks for subscribing to the YouTube channel, which I'm still way excited about. :)

Mo, good call on the Adventureland comparison (must be something about movies filmed in Pittsburgh). I noticed the Facebook page has LAOD listed as "Drama/Romantic Comedy." Er, I'm sensing the potential for confusing people...

Katie,  August 19, 2010 at 4:03 PM  

Dear god, McConaughey. What is wrong with people these days? Sir Bongo Drum has not the worth to be a half-way decent actor anymore let alone be compared with our Jake. And in the shirtless category no less. Ugh! What is wrong with the world.

Sam August 19, 2010 at 5:12 PM  

Haha, Gerard who?! Go Jake..i think now he is a shoe in...

Sam August 19, 2010 at 5:13 PM get to the next round i mean

Vanessa August 19, 2010 at 6:44 PM  

I agree, Sam, he should be a "shoe-in" for the next round. We shall see on Monday. Too weird about "Reeses Pieces" exes being in competition. Jake is so much hotter & more gorgeous by far than Phillippe. He best win or I will suspect foul play on the part of Ryan's fans. >;-)

Sam August 20, 2010 at 3:21 AM  

Totally, did we work out if you can vote more than once on each computer??!!

Call Me Mo August 20, 2010 at 10:16 AM  

Maybe. I cleaned out my history and cookies and it let me vote again. Then again. maybe it was a glitch. It's worth a shot either way.

Phoebe,  August 26, 2010 at 10:29 AM  

UGH. McConagag.


CAN'T WAIT for Love and Other Drugs!

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