PopSugar, who loves both The Jake and The Shirtless Man, has combined these two great interests in their fantastic Shirtless Men Bracket, which started two weeks ago but I just found out about it on Monday.
Jake is now in the SEMI-FINAL ROUND. All he has to do is beat Matthew McConaughey (who is, to be fair, a beast on the Shirtless Man Competition circuit) and he will move on to the finals. Jake's already beaten Sting and Leonardo DiCaprio (both by laughably large margins), and let us hope the same will be true with McFailure-to-Launch.
PopSugar also put together this soft porn video, which you only have to watch the first 22 seconds of, because after that no one cares:
(Although obviously no one does Jake porn as well as I do.)
SPEAKING OF VIDEOS, in my quest for world domination, and also my quest to not have Vanessa have to use her personal YouTube account to do my bidding all of the time, we're launching an I'm Stalking Jake YouTube channel! It will be amazing, because at some point I'll make it look better than it does now, and also all of the videos will have "brought to you by imstalkingjake.com" (or thereabouts) in the title, because I'm a shameless self-promoter.
And that is all of my news, though not all of my Love and Other Drugs screencaps. This one I thought was thematically appropriate on account of the Shirtless Men Bracket. The end.