1. Brokeback Mountain. Because who doesn't love sheep?
2. Donnie Darko. Because I always wanted to meet a Donnie in high school so we could make out and then both prematurely die in alternate universes.
3. Prince of Persia. Because my favorite movie of 2008 was The House Bunny, so I'm moving up in the world.
4. Jarhead. BECAUSE OF THE SANTA DANCE.
5. Zodiac. Because serial killers who terrorized California in the late 1960s are kind of an interest of mine.
Runner-up: Bubble Boy. Because...just because.
So...what about you guys? How do you like your Jake?
Pictures: sheep, House Bunny, Santa Dance, Charles Manson, Bubble Boy.