Oh, that eBay! It's such a treasure trove of legally questionable business transactions.
Right now, for the bargain price of $10 U.S. dollars, you can buy $2 U.S. dollars' worth of unusable currency WITH JAKE'S FACE ON IT.
What a deal! The seller has laminated each bill and suggests "bookmark" as its intended use.
I have to admit Jake looks quite stately, confidently conveying with his expression that he knows he's not legal tender, but he doesn't care, dammit...
All in all, it's quite a work of art. (Though between you and me, I think I'll just keep my ten dollars.)
Thanks to Vanessa for the find!