Sunday, July 11, 2010

Photos of Jake Gyllenhaal Looking Extremely Pensive (i.e. Photos of Jake In His Natural State)

Jake.  He is so deep.  And he knows it.  He does nothing except think deep thoughts all of the time, and have his picture taken while he is thinking these thoughts.  Fact.

What Jake is thinking about in these photos (from some random Brothers what-the-fuck-ever) is unknown.  The rest of the human race?  Not ready to delve into the complex miracle that is his mind. 

Or are we?

Jake, the world is waiting.  Give us your insight.  *bows in supplication*


Anonymous,  July 11, 2010 at 1:49 PM  

What is he thinking? WHAT??
Oh I get it, you naughty Jake Yeehay! Your perfect face numbs my brain and I can't form a single thought, and all the while you're sucking in the last alpha wave of my mind... That's why you look so smart. I see. This is probably the last coherent thought I'll have for now...

gyllenhaalisgr8 July 11, 2010 at 2:58 PM  

I was just happy to see a brown suit with the brown shoes. The brown shoes/gray suit from PoP weirded me out a bit, Mr. Fashion Plate. I'm still thinking that perhaps Jakey is color blind. But -- truly he could wear anything -- even a Ronald McDonald outfit and he would rock it! And he can wear any kind of shoes he wants if he will just model his birthday suit for us! Oh -- I can see that every time I look at my bed! I am so, so bad (to the point of being afraid to have my son visit). He thinks I've totally lost it. And I have. And I've never been happier! Ya dig, Gyllengaals?

Sam July 11, 2010 at 4:38 PM  

THIS is my FAVOURITE Jake. When i go through my picture collection i rekon 70-80% of them is him looking like that. I think his "natural" state just shows his true beauty. Thankyou PG, you just reminded me exactly why im here. *droooool*

Becky Heineke July 11, 2010 at 6:35 PM  

I'm glad you enjoyed them, Sam! (It was a terribly hard thing for me to go through all of those pictures to find these, so I'm happy that my work was not in vane. ;))

Jake in a Ronald McDonald THAT is an image I can honestly say I have never once contemplated...but I can see there being potential there. ;D

LuvnJake,  July 11, 2010 at 8:00 PM  

Good Heavens, those eyes slay me. So blue...and the LASHES! He would kill me with one glance. Sigh...!

Vanessa,  July 11, 2010 at 8:13 PM  

Yes, please Jake, do tell us what is going on in that gorgeous head of yours.

I love how he can make ANY color suit look damn good. But I do agree with gyllenhaalisgr8, at least he did match the shoes this time. & the Ronald McDonald look, well, you piqued my interest, I'm game. After all he did wear an octopus on his head once, so why not?

Lena, I am still LMAO at that comment! Jake Yeehay, indeed. Hahaha, love it!

Vanessa,  July 11, 2010 at 8:15 PM  

Thanks for these beautiful pics PG! I LOVE YOU! You ROCK, woman! >;-)

KD,  July 11, 2010 at 8:18 PM  

This has nothing to do with the post, fyi.

Here's a really weird tip, PG. I found this picture of Jake on the cover of some Ukranian magazine called LQ. He shares his spotlight with a spread on "Disney Heroes".

(uploaded by David Kawena, who drew the beautiful illustrations of Disney heroes on the other page.)

I thought it was a weird sort of combination. But hey! LQ can do whatever they want as long as they put Jake ON THE COVER. ;D

Vanessa,  July 11, 2010 at 8:44 PM  

Thanks for that heads up, KD. That is pretty cool. He draws well hung Disney heroes for that women's mag.

Damn, he needs to draw us one of Jake & he would not NEED to embellish HIS drawing either... >;-)

Becky Heineke July 11, 2010 at 9:32 PM  

Apparently I was distracted when I posted this because I just realized I'd written "whatever-the-ever" when I meant "what-the-fuck-ever." Pardon my typo.

KD, check that out!! That's maybe the most random juxtaposition I've ever seen, but an awesome one. :D That baby is saved...

And LuvnJake, I'm sighing right along with you... :)

gyllenhaalisgr8 July 11, 2010 at 9:49 PM  

I just made a new Jake composite oh his...special delivery package. It's on Treasures. And you don't even want to know how I have embellished (actually created) Jake's little Jake in the past. Damn, I'm going to Hell for sure.

gyllenhaalisgr8 July 11, 2010 at 9:53 PM  

P.S. Thanks so much for the Treasures change, PG! And I DO love "pensive Jake" (and "smiley Jake"... and "sleepy Jake" get the picture!)! Your hard work is definitely appreciated by Gyllenho's everywhere!

Vanessa,  July 11, 2010 at 10:14 PM  

HAHAHAHA, that's so funny! "Gyllenho's", why, yes; yes, we are...

Damn, this place has been too much fun this weekend for sure. It sure kept me occupied between Gyllen movies.

& PG, I thought you probably meant WTF-ever. Too funny, I love that term, it's a favorite of mine too.

Gotta go watch True Blood in a few, I know, I'm seriously jaded. But gotta love those gorgeous bloodsuckers... Even that OTHER Swede that tied with our Jakey. Sorry, I love me some Skarsgard too. But Gylls still takes the cake & wins my first prize... yeehah...

gyllenhaalisgr8 July 11, 2010 at 10:36 PM  

FYI: Jake as Ronald McDonald is complete!! And he rocks!! Check Treasures please!

gyllenhaalisgr8 July 11, 2010 at 10:41 PM  

FYI: When I got my PoP ornament at Hallmark today, I found a talking card with Heath/Joker on it saying, "Why so serious?" !!

Sam July 12, 2010 at 3:42 AM  

Oh where is Ronald Jake?! Link??!!

Anonymous,  July 12, 2010 at 8:02 AM  

Gyllenhos is an epic win!! That is the best description of me ever, hahaha!
And Jake junk shots are hysterical, I nearly died at the "just hanging out" comment!

Call Me Mo July 12, 2010 at 10:38 AM  

I like how sometimes his eyes look baby blue (like picture 5) and others you can see they are blue-green (like picture 3). In person, they were blue-green.

Becky Heineke July 12, 2010 at 10:53 AM  

^^^ THAT is precisely the type of detail-oriented reporting that I like to hear. :D

Sam July 12, 2010 at 5:42 PM  

Call me Mo, WOW! What great observation! I have always wondered that. I will admit tho, im a tiny little bit disapointed they arnt the perfect blue, but at the same time mine are naturally blue green so im a tiny little bit excited that we match :) haha

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