Sometimes this Jake Gyllenhaal guy that everyone is so worked up about does movies and stuff. (It's actually how we know who he is, though admittedly it's easy to forget that it was film career first, socks and car doors second.)
The next time we lucky, lucky stalkers will get to see Jake on the big screen is NOVEMBER 24, in a nudity-filled Viagra ditty called Love and Other Drugs.
For some reason, everyone in the United States is getting to see Love and Other Drugs 4-6 months early. So far, the standard response to seeing this movie has been to rush back to a computer and write all sorts of spoilery things while mostly talking about how great it is.
Why, look at that. Here's a spoilery review mostly talking about how great it is right now!
Click at your own risk.
ALSO ON THE AGENDA for our Mr. Gyllenhaal is Source Code, a sci-fi thriller that has a synopsis involving trains and body snatching. (I know less about this movie because I didn't have a good friend living in the city in which it was filmed through whom I could stalk Jake vicariously during the filming process.)
We now know that Source Code is slated for release early next year, and we know that because director Duncan Jones doesn't mind getting his hands dirty by talking to the plebeian masses. He discusses filming, and this Jake guy, and filming with this Jake guy HERE (amidst some more general stuff).
But the God's honest truth is that you could get that information from any Jake site. In fact, maybe you already got that information from any Jake site. (I know I did.)
No, the REAL NEWS today is that Jake has ranked a dismal 10 out of 20 (!!) in Best Week Ever's Luscious Celebrity Eyebrow List.
AHHH SO MUCH FAIL, BEST WEEK EVER. I'll go with Peter Gallagher being number one, but Jake at ten? TEN?!?!!!
Look at these babies:
Those are AT LEAST good enough to be ranked number nine.
By the way, those flashing arrows aren't just for illustrative purposes. It's your reminder that today is the last day to submit your Blingees! So get them in if you've been putting it off!! They all go up tomorrow in a three part extravaganza that will blow your effing mind...
Thanks to Vanessa for the eyebrow find!