Thursday, July 8, 2010

Jake Shows Shocking Disregard for Personal Safety

Talking on a cell phone while pumping gasSeriously, Jake?

And all right, so he seems to have escaped unscathed.  This time.  But this type of risky behavior leads down a shady path.  Next thing we know he'll be mixing Pop Rocks and Coke...

Pics from earlier this year.


Becky Heineke July 8, 2010 at 10:10 AM  

Yeah, I don't have any internet access at my apartment right now. :( I'm headed back there in about 5 minutes, so...fingers crossed it gets fixed quickly...

(And yet still there is a post! :D)

Call Me Mo July 8, 2010 at 10:22 AM  

I find it amusing that he takes his cover on and off like I do. I get it, Jake. It gets annoying being on there, huh? ;]

gyllenhaalisgr8 July 8, 2010 at 10:56 AM  

That is one strange looking car.

sumi k July 8, 2010 at 11:05 AM  

funny you mention pop rocks and coke. thats EXACTLY what he was calling me about! he wanted to make sure i picked up a 2 liter for his afternoon of risky behavior. oh, that gylls!

Vanessa,  July 8, 2010 at 11:39 AM  

LMAO, pop rocks & coke! Love it! PG, for someone who is having technical difficulties at the moment, you sure take care of your follow Gyllenhaalics! Thanks for making me laugh today once again.

He best watch himself though with that risky behavior, we don't want any Gyllexplosions, or Gyllimplosions either for that matter. I think he needs one of you guys to set him on the straight & narrow asap.

Vanessa,  July 8, 2010 at 11:41 AM  

OK, again with the double comment? WTF? I did not do that, & can't remove it. Sorry guys, disregard. Blogger is having IT issues once again, it seems.

Anonymous,  July 8, 2010 at 12:28 PM  

Oh Jake, Jake... I'm embarrassed for you. These adrenaline rushes you keep seeking are not good role model behavior for us youngsters.
I'm sensing he has a problem and needs to go to Adrenaline Junkies Anonymous before he hurts himself with that metal pipe, car door or soda...

Call Me Mo July 8, 2010 at 12:33 PM  
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clarabel,  July 8, 2010 at 3:03 PM  

Loving the return of Jake glad your back PG!

I'm more concerned about his blatant alchohol abuse and potential resulting injury to his beautiful posterior as seen here

He needs to be far more careful how he chooses his friends ;)

I think it's about time you took him in hand and gave him a severe talking to! x

Becky Heineke July 8, 2010 at 3:14 PM  


I'm back!

Clarabel, I'm going to have to post on this soon. SOON!!! I can't even tell you how many times people have asked me to post about the horrible behavior Jake displays in that video, and it's only because it hurts me so deeply that I haven't yet done it... BY THE WAY, is it a coincidence he started drinking and hanging out with such bad influences (including sumi k, who apparently wants his stomach to implode) while I was away?! No. Clearly he missed me terribly and didn't handle it well.

ALSO: Gyllexplosions and Gyllimplosions! HAHA! I want to trademark those. ;D

Becky Heineke July 8, 2010 at 3:16 PM  

Oh, and extra comment removed, Vanessa. :) After the craziness earlier this week, I learned that Blogger sometimes freaks out over comments when the site has a customized url like mine. Alas, we all must live with the consequences of me trying to brand myself...

sumi k July 8, 2010 at 4:17 PM  

well to be fair, i did not allow him to go through with such a gigantic risk (see exhibit a: ).

instead we went to the aquarium and, well.. you can see what he did there.


Leslie July 8, 2010 at 5:40 PM  

On topic: Does he borrow someone else's jeans? My gosh, they're just a bit too big.

Off topic: PG - I've visited your site so many times at work that my IT department has now blocked your url!! LMAO Now I can only check on my phone during working hours!! *sob*

Sam July 8, 2010 at 6:23 PM  

Leslie, welcome to my world! My work doesnt allow us to go online and visit anything other than the work home page! ISJ on the phone for me between the hours of 8.30 and 5.30 everyday :(

Becky Heineke July 8, 2010 at 7:33 PM  

I feel so much deep, deep personal pride right now at being deemed such a horrible influence that tech people I don't know are banning me. Hooray for internet on phones!!!

Re the's baffling. 'Cause next thing you know, he'll be wearing a pair that look practically painted on. And this is Jake we're talking about, so he's only gotta have two or three pairs to begin with... (Heh.)

AND SUMI K, that may be the most fantastic mollusk-themed Jake picture I have ever seen. But he really shouldn't take aquatic creatures out of the water. It's like he's physically incapable of not constantly causing trouble... ;D

Katie,  July 8, 2010 at 11:54 PM  

Sumi K-
I had full intention of settling down with my terribly uninteresting textbook after visiting this site. I don't think that will be happening now since you posted this:

I cannot thank you enough... ;)

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