Newsflash: Jake Gyllenhaal Still Talking About His Hair
Oh, that Jake! If it's not one thing it's another, and right now it's another thing, which is bleaching his hair. When asked if he was interested in playing Kurt Cobain in a biopic, Jake said, "I don't know if I'd be the right choice. But the hair from 'Prince of Persia' could translate somehow. We could just bleach it."
Gemma Arterton tactfully countered, "I don't know, maybe they should find someone new."
And from that, the internet spewed forth over 400 misleadingly-titled news articles:

Anyway, those of us who are true Gyllenscholars no doubt remember Jake's experimentation with bleach in in his youth:
And considering the outcome there, I'm going to have to go with Gemma on this one. It's probably for the best if we let someone else grow out the Cobain hair...
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OK, that was not actually the picture of Jake I was looking for. Does anyone else remember a picture of Jake from a photoshoot where he has a really goofy expression and he has both of his hands out (I'm thinking almost like he's pretending he's Spider-Man) and he has bleached tips?? He was wearing some really bizarre clothes, too. Maybe I should check the "Whose Idea Was This Then?" archive.
Give him the name of my hairdresser darling! You can't beat blonde locks like these!
Who the frick is Gemma Arterton? I see that bitches name all over the place! I wanna see more Pussy!
NRM! Your hairdresser?! No no no that would be blasphemy... he needs to come see ME! Id probably talk him out of it, but we'd have a good time doing whatever it was we decided upon *wink wink*
If I had hair like that I'd probably still be talking about it too. I gotta get the separate shampoo and conditioner. No more 2 in 1 for me!
Good thing I've been doing it the "Jake way" for years. But where are MY bulging biceps?
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