Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Jake Watch Classic: A Gyllenhaal Masterclass

How to Make People Who Are Usually Attractive Look Less Attractive...

...Merely By Standing Next To Them.

I am Jake Gyllenhaal, and I feel sorry for tiny Tom Cruise for having to be photographed with me.  Oh wait, you don't see Tom Cruise in this picture?  My point exactly.

This has been a Jake Watch Classic.


Nothing Really Matters May 18, 2010 at 4:44 PM  

I think he could make most people look less attractive by standing by them!

Sam May 18, 2010 at 6:24 PM  

I dont think, I KNOW! Smart people give Jake about a 3m radius of space around him just so they dont explode with ugliness!

Becky Heineke May 18, 2010 at 9:45 PM  

I love you two. I don't say it often enough. :)

Shamrock May 18, 2010 at 9:52 PM  

Oh! So that's who that troll is next to Jake... it's Tom Cruise... wow! You know, Brad Pitt is smart by never being caught in a photo with Jake. that is how he has maintained his sex symbol status all these years.

Becky Heineke May 19, 2010 at 10:47 AM  

Conspiracy?! I can think of many so-called "sexy" guys who have never been photographed with Jake...

Shamrock May 19, 2010 at 12:46 PM  

Yes conspiracy... I think we may be on to something here. Matt McCona-however you spell it's sex status has dropped severely since hanging out with Jake! Think of all the other men that have been affected by this.

Becky Heineke May 19, 2010 at 1:47 PM  

Oooh, good call on McConnaughey (sp?). He used to be Sexiest Man Alive. And now what? I mean, is this guy even around anymore? Jake was a career-killer!

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