The Daily Facebook: Whose Battery Are You Charging, Baby?

Today we hear from Jason "I'm so young PG can't see my profile picture because Facebook protects me from creepy older women like her" Rosado:

if you could be any kind of battery what kind of battery would you be?

ANSWER:  Jason, Jake would be a 9-volt battery, because he is nine levels of awesome and can always be counted on to charge up our smoke alarms.

Yeah, that's right, Jake.  You've got us all powered up.  And that was a fucking awesome question, Jason.  (For once.)  After that, I'm starting to get super-psyched about Jake's round of interviews this week.  What questions will he be asked?  What crazy-cool answers will he be giving?  Who's with me?  Who's ready for Jake on Good Morning America tomorrow?!*

* Which I will not be live-blogging because I have a doctor's appointment.  But I am all over Letterman tomorrow night!

Battery picture from gadgetshop.com.