Jake's Exciting Television Schedule!

I have been hand-writing Jake's exciting television schedules for many, many years!  Since 2007, in fact.  And I alone possess the ability to present the material as professionally as possible, which is how Jake likes it:

And yes -- with the likely exception of the morning shows -- I will be live-blogging each and every one of these events because, to be quite honest, I'm unemployed, and thus don't really have anything better to do.  Consider this the Great Recession's personal gift to you.

(I'll also post this schedule in the sidebar a little later today so you don't have to go searching for this entry.  It's a high level of service that I offer around here!)