Saturday, May 22, 2010

Jake's Exciting Television Schedule!

I have been hand-writing Jake's exciting television schedules for many, many years!  Since 2007, in fact.  And I alone possess the ability to present the material as professionally as possible, which is how Jake likes it:



And yes -- with the likely exception of the morning shows -- I will be live-blogging each and every one of these events because, to be quite honest, I'm unemployed, and thus don't really have anything better to do.  Consider this the Great Recession's personal gift to you.

(I'll also post this schedule in the sidebar a little later today so you don't have to go searching for this entry.  It's a high level of service that I offer around here!)

10 comments:

Anonymous,  May 22, 2010 at 10:01 AM  

Jakes gonna be busy ;)

You have some photoshop skills PG!

I didn't know where to post this, didnt seem appropriate for the other Jake fansites bar this one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQ2Pivfxk6A

It's frigging hilarious!!

Silver

Prophecy Girl May 22, 2010 at 10:12 AM  

OH MY GOD, SILVER!

First of all, thank you for recognizing this as the least appropriate of all fansites. ALWAYS! :D

Second of all, I feel a merit badge coming on. Holy shit, that video was...MAYBE THE MOST AMAZING THING I'VE EVER SEEN. Do I have time to get another post in before I leave for the afternoon? Well, we'll see what I can do. ;) Thanks!!!

Anonymous,  May 22, 2010 at 10:17 AM  

Haha! No problem! The video was just outstanding! :D

Wahhooo merit badge's are awesome!

Silver

Nice Anonymous,  May 22, 2010 at 11:18 AM  

This video is a treasure. "B" for singing, "A+" for songwriting skills, "A+" for home decorating skills and "A++" for choreography and costumes, particularly for the little Jake masks. (I want one now & will henceforth require all sexual partners to wear one for at least five critical minutes.)

gyllenhaalisgr8 May 22, 2010 at 4:29 PM  

I can't believe Jake isn't on Ellen this week -- she adores him. I haven't seen her schedule for the 27th so I'm holding out hope!!

gyllenhaalisgr8 May 22, 2010 at 4:32 PM  

Prophecy Girl has a new project: mass producing masks for that "special moment"! Come to think about it, I think I'll make one myself and tie it to my pillow ("Still Plays With Toys")!!

Prophecy Girl May 22, 2010 at 5:45 PM  

gyllenhaalisgr8, I have YET to make one of these schedules and not have to amend it before all is said and done. There may be more on the way!

And God, I should go into creating Jake masks all the time!!! It could TOTALLY be my ticket to financial success! The scheming starts now...

S4M985 May 23, 2010 at 5:16 AM  

Yeh, i also thought it was strange that he is scheduled for Ellen. I hold out hope tho!

I duno about the mask idea, i think i would be dumped within seconds if i pulled that out for a "special moment" But good luck to all of you!

Prophecy Girl May 23, 2010 at 10:19 AM  

^^^ HA, SAM! I think in your case, that would definitely be the reaction. ;D (And likely for many other people, too.)

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