Wednesday, May 12, 2010


Well, obviously I can't leave him on his own.

I mean, I said goodbye for a couple of years to write the fantastic Jake Watch book that I hinted at when we shut the blog down and now I come back and HE'S A LEGO for Christ's sake.

And as if that wasn't enough, the rest of you are just killing me.  Yes.  YOU.  What is going on?  Jake is showing up to premieres and stuff and onlookers are standing around not fainting.  And you people call yourselves fans!

Lord, I'm going to have to show everyone how this is done all over again, aren't I...

So welcome, fellow Stalkers of Jake!  It is I, the Once and Future Prophecy Girl.  I received a message from on high that the future of all mankind rested on my superheroic abilities to save Jake Gyllenhaal from the doldrums of the internet.  It's no surprise to me that I would be chosen for this task, being one of only two mortals alive to have succeeded before...

Consider this blog a haven for those chosen few who truly understand that Jake Gyllenhaal is a man among men.  That Jake Gyllenhaal is unparalleled in his magnificence, and that Jake Gyllenhaal sends the world secret messages through the height of his socks.

Some of you I knew in a past life, and to you I say welcome back!  And to those of you just joining us, you are in for quite a treat, if I do say so myself.  I have so many fun things planned for us...oh, the good times we'll have together!

Now let's get started shall we?  Where did we leave off...


Nothing Really Matters May 12, 2010 at 1:43 PM  

Well you kept this in the closet didn’t you! I’ve barely had time to put some lippy on and you spring this on me! Looks like I’m going to have to swish it up a bit!

Becky Heineke May 12, 2010 at 2:37 PM  

I decided to go with a surprise attack on this one. :) But oh, the party is about to begin! (Like I was going to let Jake go through Prince of Persia on his own!)

Sam May 12, 2010 at 4:30 PM  

Well, well, well. WELCOME BACK PG!!! What a nice surprise this was this morning when I woke up! Let the fun begin!

NCWoman,  May 12, 2010 at 7:58 PM  

This is just too cool! PG is BACK!!! Par-tay time! Weird...I was thinking the other day I had no one to really share my excitement about Prince of Persia with. I shoulda known.. *grin* WELCOME BACK!!!

Sam May 13, 2010 at 5:38 AM  

Excitement? -NCWoman what excitement? I dont even know what your talking about! Haha! We can all *drool* together!!!

Shamrock May 13, 2010 at 5:40 PM  

Glad to have you back PG! You have been missed. Jake and the rest of us really felt the void of your absense. And just the other day I found myself craving a sock watch and here you are!

Becky Heineke May 13, 2010 at 6:04 PM  

I, myself, have been horrified by the lack of sock coverage in my absence! Really, Jake has no idea how much he needs me. :D And you didn't hear this from me, but I think we might even be able to talk britpopbaby into making an appearance now and then... ;)

Shamrock May 13, 2010 at 6:49 PM  

My lips are sealed! Come on britpopbaby... show us some love!

Jake definitely needs you. The lack of sock coverage has been devastating. Look at all the disasters that have been happening the last few years... coincidence??

Sam May 13, 2010 at 8:04 PM  

I wondered how long it would be before BPB was mentioned...

Im very excited atm, but if there is a surprise visit from BPB i cant promise i wont wee a little!!!

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