Quote of the Week: Jimmy Kimmel Revisted

The following found its way to my inbox yesterday; it's from an individual who had just watched Jake's Jimmy Kimmel interview:

"Why is Mama Gyllenhaal so upset about teenyboppers following her movie star son while she is allegedly stalking Banksy in London?  I thought it was 'all about learning.'"

The author of that quote will remain anonymous, but it rang so true that I've had difficulty forgiving myself for looking past that rather obvious point.  Hello to the double standard...

And if you're confused as to what's being discussed here, then that's because you haven't read I'm Stalking Jake! by Becky Heineke (the world's greatest Jake Gyllenhaal-themed stalking memoir) and are thus pitifully ill-equipped to join in on our psychoanalysis of the Gyllenhaal family.  (That's your cue to go buy a copy!)