Friday, December 10, 2010

Jake Forces Small Child to Push His Luggage Through Airport

And no, I'm not talking about his girlfriend.  (Zing!) 

One trip to Australia and suddenly he's all "above child labor laws."  Tsk, tsk, Mr. Gyllenhaal...


coffeecat December 10, 2010 at 12:08 PM  

Who's the guy behind him in the swat uniform? Or is he the bug extermination guy?

Becky Heineke December 10, 2010 at 12:30 PM  

He's his personal helicopter pilot, on retainer in case of paparazzi attacks.

You know what I just remembered? We had a helicopter at Jake Watch. And *I* was the pilot.


Anonymous,  December 10, 2010 at 12:40 PM  

Jake is getting on my last nerve. What happened to the guy who I loved who made such wonderful movies like OCt Sky, BBM, even TDAT?

I was onboard with him until the whole RW thing. now TS? I don't think he knows what the hell he's doing, not professionally and certainly not on a personal level.

I don't know how real a helicopter being called out was. But the cops were brought in cause I think Jake feared for their safety. I keep thinking Princess Diana and I can understand his concern. If the paps were getting reckless or pushy then he certainly had a legitimate reason to bring in the cops.

NoSuchAngel December 10, 2010 at 1:16 PM  

BAHA!!! Great post, Beck!! Most of us seem to be on the same page about Mr. Gyllenhaal these days...tsk tsk indeed!!

And Anonymous--you're smart for seeing through the RW thing. If I knew then what I know now!! But I'm more angry at Reese than Jake. But I don't think that's any excuse for him to go all Taylor Swift on us!!

Vanessa December 10, 2010 at 3:24 PM  

Wow, PG, the gyllencopter pilot, swoops in on the paps & saves the day! Yeehah!

Sorry for that poor child forced to do his dirty work though. Boy, give a guy some fame & see how he behaves? For shame, Gylls, for shame...

Now I'm just waiting for the next chapter to unfold in this neverending gyllendrama. O.M.G.

Sam December 10, 2010 at 3:33 PM  

First line is a crack up! ZING! haha!

Vanessa, next chapter shall be interesting!!

Call Me Mo December 10, 2010 at 4:34 PM  

Must be an extreme helicopter. Check out that dude's helmet. Ridic.

Anonymous,  December 11, 2010 at 6:49 AM  

PG - you are hilarious. Thanks for making us all laugh about this joke of a TS thing.

Linna,  December 11, 2010 at 9:25 AM  

LMAO!! You guys crack me up. Made my day :-)

Becky Heineke December 11, 2010 at 11:18 AM  

^^^ YAY! :D

Well, it's an interesting time to be following Jake, that's for sure... :)

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