How Many Goddamn Pictures of Jake Did You Australians Take? (A Poem, by Prophecy Girl)

Jake is in the Land of Oz.
He flew in Saturday because
A film he wants us all to see,
Let's look at his publicity!

Here is Jake in Sydney and

His coffee cup's secure in hand:

A photoshoot's where he went next:

Stop right there, Jake, on the X!

Then it was time to take some questions:

With his usual pained facial expressions:

For the carpet he wore an Oxford gray:

But (damn) was outshone by Anne Hathaway:

Oh!  It's Jake upon a boat:

Oh!  He loves this poem I wrote:

With Anne he walked around a bunch:

And then he met U2 for lunch:

But home is where he goes from there:

In fact, right now he's in the air!

Before I switch this back to prose,
There is one question I must pose:
My God, Australia, how'd you take
So goddamn many pics of Jake?!

Ten zillion more shots at IHJ.