Do you have a copy of I'm Stalking Jake! (the book)? Of course you do! (If not, go buy one.) Flip to page 151. Start with the sentence, "And then there were five of us." Now keep reading through page 152, down to "But I knew then that there were going to be people even more disappointed in the evening than I was."
You know the person introduced between those two sentences, and the thing she wanted to do that night but didn't get a chance to? SHE DID IT ON THURSDAY. So check that one off the list, people. Another Jake-related errand run. Signed, sealed, and delivered, baby.
(Aren't all of you who don't have the book really sad and confused right now? Such was my intention.)
Thursday night, Love & Other Drugs premiered in Los Angeles, a fact you likely already know because it was covered pretty much everywhere, including our cozy little forum. This was the event that the person in question attended and it was clearly a raging success, not only for her (and thus me), but also for Jake (and thus me), who graciously joined in my quest to have all of my biggest fans have their picture taken with this movie poster.
UNFORTUNATELY, Jake failed to heed all of my instructions, since I specifically asked for pictures that copied my own, but I'll forgive him because so far, he's the only person who has actually participated. (Which is fine, because I asked for that before we became estranged from the movie's promotional people, but...shhhh! Jake doesn't know that.)
Apparently the movie was screened and there was an after party and lots of people were there and blah blah blah. Seriously...movie? What movie?
Thursday night was quite obviously a celebration of I'm Stalking Jake! And of me. As all such events should be...