Monday, September 20, 2010

Prophecy Girl is Taking a Little Time to Restock Her Liquor Cabinet.

She'll be back!

In the meantime, autographed copies of I'm Stalking Jake! (the book) are NOW AVAILABLE.

If you want one (and you do) e-mail me:

Even BABIES love I'm Stalking Jake!


coffeecat September 20, 2010 at 4:22 PM  

I'll send over a case of vodka. Will that be enough for now?

Sophie,  September 20, 2010 at 4:25 PM  

whaaat??? will there be a jake post today?? god i cannot live without may daily jake post on ISJ!!!

Sam September 20, 2010 at 4:35 PM  

PG, are you trying to tell us you have a life outside of Jake?? Wow, good for you mate!

Better grab a bottle of Malibu, its my favourite.

Oh and that kid is CUTE!

Becky Heineke September 20, 2010 at 4:44 PM  


Coffeecat, a case will get me started...probably... ;)

Sophie, nope, no Jake post...big changes are coming to the site, but it might take me a day or two to make it to the Big Reveal. :)

Sam, I KNOW, RIGHT?! PG without Jake equals BOTTOMS UP. I will add Malibu to my lengthy list...

And of course I'm stocking up on gin. :D

Sophie,  September 20, 2010 at 5:07 PM  

a day or two??? well at least im 100% sure it will be worth the wait ;)
hmm i wonder in what sense changes are coming??? i tottally cannot picture what changes are u talking about... anyway i like surprises so ill wait

Call Me Mo September 20, 2010 at 5:55 PM  

Wasn't there a cocktail named after Jake at some point? Or am I just delusional.

Vanessa September 20, 2010 at 7:16 PM  

Hey Sam, I'm with you on that Malibu! That is excellent rum!

& PG, I am so totally psyched about your big reveal! Cool beans... ^_^

Did you get my email order for a signed copy of the book? Can't wait for my signed copy now. The book is EXCELLENT, I loved it! Oh but you already know my thoughts on it, right? I wrote my review of it on Amazon last week. >;-)

Becky Heineke September 20, 2010 at 8:30 PM  

No, there was TOTALLY a Jake cocktail!

"The Notorious J.B.G."
Street version:
4.0 oz Vodka
1.0 oz Blue Raspberry liqueur
Place ice in shaker and add all ingredients. Shake well and strain into cocktail glass filled with ice. Garnish with lime wedge for added pucker, and general relieving of vodka after taste. Serve in a highball glass.

For visual appeal, carefully pour or spoon liqueur over vodka in glass, with or without ice. Creates a tornado-esque swirl.

Suave version
1.5 oz Crown Royal Canadian whisky
1.0 oz Hpnotiq liqueur
1.0 oz Ginger Ale
Pour ingredients into a cocktail glass, stir, and serve.


And I hope I'm not building up the anticipation too much here...but things will definitely be overhauled in a day or two!

Vanessa, I just e-mailed you; if I've never told you how much I appreciated your review (and Mo's!), let me just take the opportunity to say THANK YOU! :D

(I'm Stalking Jake!: ALL the cool kids are reading it! :))

Anonymous,  September 20, 2010 at 10:56 PM  

Oh! I want your autograph. Shall I send Japanese liquor "Sake"?
But I have not yet received the book. Now I'm waiting for the book.
Wait eagerly.

How tempting "The Notorious J.B.G" look. I print out this page.

By the way.
Are you going to change this site?
I'm looking forward to new site!


NoSuchAngel September 20, 2010 at 11:53 PM  
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Katie,  September 21, 2010 at 12:06 AM  

Having a little fun with my Google homepage...though you'd all appreciate it.
So much fun to Google now

KD,  September 21, 2010 at 12:13 AM  





Becky Heineke September 21, 2010 at 7:53 AM  

KD, I got your e-mail and I will respond with full details as soon as I get back from my morning run! :D

DON'T WORRY! The site is NOT shutting down. It's just going to be a little different. ("Rebooting" is VERY Jake Watch, is it not?! :D)

Mayumintolor, ha ha, my liquor cabinet is so multi-cultural!! :D And I can't wait until you get the book...I have no idea how long it'll take to get to you, but I hope you don't have to wait too much longer! :)

And Katie, that is awesome. :D

coffeecat September 21, 2010 at 9:49 AM  

I'm excited to hear more about I'm Stalking Jake: the Book.

Will they be making it into a movie anytime soon? Who will play Jake? More importantly, who will play YOU? Taylor Swift?

Vanessa September 21, 2010 at 10:00 AM  

Good one, coffeecat! Taylor Swift is almost as beautiful as PG & she can sing too! Maybe they will even make "ISJ - The Musical". I would love that! >;-)

Call Me Mo September 21, 2010 at 10:36 AM  

Angelina Jolie as PG. Naturally. Carrot Top as Jake. Good times.

Becky Heineke September 21, 2010 at 11:16 AM  


See, I thought maybe Lindsay Lohan could have her big comeback playing me, but she doesn't seem to be coming back... Jake's casting is much easier. Tobey Maguire will step in for him when Jake inevitably rejects the role.

Vanessa September 21, 2010 at 11:22 AM  

Hah, LiLo is so fucked right now, so she is definitely out of the picture.

But AJ I can totally see playing PG. She's my ultimate female hero. & actually I can kinda see Carrot Top as Jakey. haha, Mo, good call! ^_^

Nothing Really Matters September 21, 2010 at 4:53 PM  
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Nothing Really Matters September 21, 2010 at 4:54 PM  

Can I take one baby and ZERO copies of the book!

Love you! :-P

Becky Heineke September 21, 2010 at 6:45 PM  

I hate to say it, but there may be some disappointment for you when you open the package I just put together for you... HA!! :D *muah*

DKBB September 21, 2010 at 7:05 PM  

PG, hon, I need a copy of that book. I'll email you. Now, as to the liquor cabinet, I'm guessing you could use some Bombay Sapphire. ;)

KD,  September 21, 2010 at 10:32 PM  

Sent you the payment via paypal PG! and a confirmation email thingy. :)


Vanessa September 21, 2010 at 10:43 PM  

Hey me too, PG!!! I just did the same!

Wow, KD, great minds think alike!

OK, now what kind of alcohol should I send? I'm down here in lil' ol' Texas, so some kind of Tequila may be appropriate, no? But only the good stuff. Like this > Gran Patron Platinum Whoo-hoo, that's some great stuff there. Makes one helluva REAL margarita. Not that frozen crap. Use this, fresh lime juice (a lot), ice, & that's all. Yummmm. ^_^

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