Monday, August 16, 2010

Jake Gyllenhaal Conclusively Confirmed to be Alive...OR IS HE?


Remember when Jake "died" last week?

In November of 1966, Paul McCartney died in a car crash and the other Beatles covered up his death and replaced him with a look-alike.  But they felt guilty about their deception, so they placed increasingly elaborate clues in songs and on album covers to alert the public to the truth.

The first clue?  On their first album after his death (Sgt. Pepper), the Beatles all had mustaches.  This was a diversionary tactic so no one would notice that "Paul" was a replacement.

Friends all growing facial hair?  Hmmm...sounds familiar...


The Beatles were also big on color symbolism.  "Paul" was holding a black instrument on the cover of Sgt. Pepper, black being the traditional color of mourning in the West.  He was also wearing black on the cover of Abbey Road.  John, meanwhile, wore white, the traditional color of mourning in the East.

And now "Jake" is spotted surrounded by yellow.


Yellow?  YELLOW?!  It's only the EGYPTIAN COLOR OF MOURNING.


Lastly, "Paul" hadn't been photographed for a very long time while he was busy being replaced and all.  And now we get these, only the second set of pictures of Jake we've seen since the end of June.



Suspicious?  VERY.  Next thing we know we'll be playing "Jake's" interviews backwards and hearing all sorts of things...

More pics from yesterday HERE!

39 comments:

HappyCrayons August 16, 2010 at 9:25 AM  
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CigarattesAndCoffee August 16, 2010 at 9:45 AM  

Oh my God PG. Don't scare me with things like this!
However, in other news, it appears Jake's beard is getting a bit...overwhelming again.

Sasha,  August 16, 2010 at 9:49 AM  

I'm so happy he is back ... I hope he's "here" to stay now - a little bit :)
But I for one wouldn't mind a little trimming or even shaving - he has the same facial hair now as my father has *yuck-notsexy*

Leslie August 16, 2010 at 9:52 AM  

Checked out the complete set . . looks like he's been taking it easy lately, eh? I wonder who the guy is . . is it the same one from the basketball games?

Sasha,  August 16, 2010 at 9:55 AM  

@Leslie Yup I do think so

Leslie August 16, 2010 at 9:56 AM  

Yeah, I did the side-by-side comparison from the long ago Lakers pics and this is the same guy we couldn't identify. They're wearing matching boots . . awwwww, how cute. :P

Monica August 16, 2010 at 10:17 AM  

PG, a great post. I remember watching a show about the supposed death of Paul McCartney.
It's amazing how some fans believe in that.

Leslie, this man is the screenwriter and husband of Busy Philipps, Marc Silverstein.

Call Me Mo August 16, 2010 at 10:39 AM  

I am disturbed by that second to last picture. He looks frumpy. Either those are some seriously ill-fitting clothes or he needs to stay away from that hot dog stand. And why is that man not wearing any shoes??

Prophecy Girl August 16, 2010 at 11:41 AM  

Granted, these are not the most FLATTERING pictures we've ever seen. Funny that these come back to back with all the LAOD goodies. You'd hardly know it was the same person...which was precisely why I thought today I should celebrate the Paul is Dead rumor, which I was completely obsessed with from ages 12 to 14. :D

Monica, thanks for the identification! You are always so on top of knowing who people are. :)

Leslie August 16, 2010 at 11:55 AM  

Monica, yes thanks for that ID - we didn't know who that was.

I agree on the frumpiness but then again, I kinda like him that way too. It's more real life, you know?

Anonymous,  August 16, 2010 at 12:07 PM  

Well hello there Grizzly Ad...er...I mean Jake. *sigh*

You know, this blog is so much more than just entertainment, I just learned about yellow being the Egyptian color of mourning and I had never heard that rumour about Paul McCartney. Thanks for putting up the link to Wikipedia PG, that was a very interesting read. :D

Olympia

S4M985 August 16, 2010 at 4:15 PM  

Im sorry PG, im not skeptical like you. I believe he is alive. Has he not called you for a few days? After our trip to Hong Kong he hasnt stop calling me, getting annoying really! ;)

But i too didnt know about all that beatles stuff!!! (too young i guess... hahhaha i wish!)

Lena August 16, 2010 at 4:30 PM  

"TURN ME ON DEAD MAN"

LOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!

You really should make those labels the titles :D

Anonymous,  August 16, 2010 at 4:56 PM  

LOL oh I can see the corrilation between Paul and Jake.

Now if only he was walking funny (like Paul on the Abbey Road cover) then it would clinch things

sweetpea

Prophecy Girl August 16, 2010 at 6:03 PM  

^^^ Who knows what clues the next set of photographs will bring?!?!!

And yes, I'm a full service kind of blogger. I believe everyone should get Beatles/death symbol trivia with their Jake Gyllenhaal pics. :D

OH HO, Sam. So now the truth comes out!! He has been very distant ever since he came back from vacation with you... I think that means you and I are fighting now. ;D

Monica August 16, 2010 at 7:19 PM  

More porn:


New trailer for LAOD:
IMDB

thanks to my friend and Blog WDW.

\O/

Monica August 16, 2010 at 7:21 PM  

Anxious for your new post!

Vanessa August 16, 2010 at 7:32 PM  

OMFG!!! Where is it available that we can download it from? I can't download from imdb. That is UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE!!! Thanks for letting us know, Monica. WOW.

Prophecy Girl August 16, 2010 at 7:47 PM  

I CAN'T BELIEVE I MISSED THIS!!! Thank you, Monica!!!! New post in about 5 minutes. ;)

Vanessa August 17, 2010 at 2:57 AM  

OK, I feel so lame as I didn't comment on this very excellent post you did, PG. I was in the middle of starting to comment, (I already forgot what it was), when I saw Monica's link to the 2nd trailer & I was like WTF? Already??? So, I zoomed over there & about lost it. So, anyway, back to this post, how weird this is to me, as I remember that whole Paul McCartney death hoax that had us all going for awhile. I think you may be onto something here with your astute observations, the yellow mourning color, the bearded friends surrounding him, & I am almost certain I noticed a message when I tried to play one of his interviews recently, was it backwards? Maybe. Very, very strange stuff going on, I think.

I have to agree with Mo here, he does look a tad frumpy, (great word, Mo), maybe it is the hot dogs? & I just noticed that dude with no shoes & just wearing socks, WTF?

S4M985 August 17, 2010 at 3:50 AM  

PG, you know i share..... No need for a fight :)

BeautifulMess74 August 17, 2010 at 6:21 AM  

U know what gals... it's been quite a while since we last saw him, aside from the L&OD trailers... that I'm not caring if he's looking all mountain man on us. I'm so turned on by all these trailers and porn (thanks PG and Vanessa) that I'd do him in all his full on hairyness. I prefer him clean shaven, or with a mild scruff, but F' it! I'd do him this hairy any day of the week!

Lorelai
twitter.com/BeautifulMess74

S4M985 August 17, 2010 at 6:58 AM  

Lorelai, you are so right, Id have him any way as well!

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