Bulgarian Teens Swoon Over Wax Model of Jake!

It's almost life-like:

IN BOX OFFICE NEWS, for the second week in a row Prince of Persia has WON THE WEEKEND (relative to Sex and the City 2; the actual box office winner was [again] Shrek 4; I don't understand anyone who would see either of these movies). 

Internationally, Prince of Persia slipped into second place...but who the hell cares because over the weekend it earned the record of "highest foreign gross ever for a video game adaptation."  So suck it, Laura Croft:  Tomb Raider. 

And while we're on the subject of Teen Dream Gylls, here's a Disney Channel video in which we learn what Jake's favorite cartoon is (looks like I was wrong all those years ago) and also learn why children in America all have ADHD:


YouTube vid stolen from GyllenhaalJake.