Today's quote comes via my Facebook wall:
LULZ TIMES A THOUSAND, Facebook friend.
(Sadly, despite my many promises, I will not be able to watch this exciting premiere, for I will be on the road to St. Louis for - I can't believe I'm actually saying this - business purposes. But I'm roughly 10 billion percent sure that I'll catch one of the endless reruns of this program, and thus still be able to fulfill my obligation to recap it for those of you without access to American basic cable.)
And because I'm feeling particularly generous today, here's another quote, this one from my e-mail inbox:
FACT: David Hasselhoff cares about I'm Stalking Jake.