Are you ready for this? I hope so, because here are the last 24 hours of Jake Gyllenhaal's life.
24 hours ago: Jake gets fresh with a fan who isn't me. What the hell, man:
17 hours ago: I live blog Jake's appearance on The Daily Show. Recap and video in THIS POST. (Note - This is the best part of the past 24 hours of Jake's life.)
7 hours ago: Jake's appearance on Good Morning, America causes stage hands to faint and news anchors to giggle like nervous schoolgirls:
6 hours ago: Jake ruins everything on Live with Regis and Kelly by accidentally-on-purpose proposing to Kelly's stand-in for the day:
4 hours ago: Jake is hit full-on by the raybeams of the devil-eyed cherub waiting for him outside of ABC's studios:
3 hours ago: While eating my lunch, I pause for a moment of silence to give my due props to whatever intern it is who is in charge of captioning Daily Show videos on Facebook:
Currently: I am posting this blog entry. (Note - This is the second-best part of the past 24 hours of Jake's life.)
I am the best Jake reporter on Earth. Fact.